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Status Update: The North Briton has never been so grateful for the Cheviot rain shadow effect

09.13

Posted 22 November 2009 | Comments (2)

Status update: The North Briton suspects his new face wash is just rebottled Toilet Duck

07.56am

Posted 28 October 2009 | Comments (0)

Status update: The North Briton wins Noble peace prize

10.00

Update:

Posted 09 October 2009 | Comments (0)

Status update: The North Briton wishes you a merry (but troublesome) Central Heating Day

I’m serious. And troublesome because I know a gas man who appreciates your business.

Posted 01 October 2009 | Comments (0)

Status update: The North Briton no longer moisturises, he refuels his face

08.47

Posted 16 April 2009 | Comments (3)

Status Update: The North Briton is up at Brawn

08.54am BST

Posted 29 March 2009 | Comments (0)

Status update: The North Briton buys three punnets of gilts for a pound

3.25pm

Posted 25 March 2009 | Comments (0)

Status update: The North Briton is sick

2.13am

Posted 12 March 2009 | Comments (0)

The North Briton attends racism-themed nightclub

11.26pm

Posted 10 February 2009 | Comments (0)

The North Briton primes his pump with Keynesian booze

6.46pm

Posted 30 January 2009 | Comments (0)