One line reviews

Initially, buying out-of-season blueberries feels like getting one over on the world, Don’t be fooled—they’re bad enough to put you off for life. It’s like finding a Captain Beefheart record in a charity shop, then getting it home and realising it’s Blue Jeans and Moonbeams.

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A taste of Italy in Wallsend needs to do some fucking research.

(Johnnygreatdays tweets here)

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Richard MacFarlane went to All Tomorrow’s Parties and all he got was this lousy gambling addiction.

(Mr. MacFarlane’s colourful music blog resides here)