Blinking like a mole in the sunlight

The Bank of England’s February 2009 inflation forecast. Turns out that, despite, oh I don’t know, being the Bank of England, they know about as much as the rest of us which way we’re going. That said, it seems they might be betting on inflation when it comes to their own money.

A message from Obama’s teleprompter

courtesy of Iowahawk

How quickly the world owed him something

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Stag dos and don’ts

Eastern european stag weekend activities, researched after a friend—quite capable of appreciating “architecture or culture”—detailed his experience as an attendee of an event entitled ‘Steak and Tits’.

From pissup.com, “absolutely the place for your Stag, Hen, Sports, Divorce tour”:

STREET-FIGHTING: Hi-Ya! Kick it with your mates in a two-hour street fighting workshop with Master ‘Yoda’ Andre and his ninja team. Learn how to defend yourself in a street fight, or just impress the ladies with your flaying arms and legs.

SPA DETOX AND BEER RETOX: The perfect way to get rid of that hangover before returning to normal life. Or a great warm up for the weekend? Which ever you choose this will not disappoint.

VEHICLE VANDALISING: Stress reducer. Just imagine it’s your bosses car? Smash the s*** out some cars! Beat it, kick it, smash it to smithereens then chill out with a few beers.

KALASHNIKOV SHOOTING: Attention! Prague Pissup® proudly presents the exclusive Heavy Machine Gun offer.

PAINTBALLSKI, FOOD AND BEERS: After a debriefing in the ‘War Room’ suit up in similar jumpsuits wore by the Czech police (reinforced with added protection) and run through a maze of rooms fighting amongst your closest friends.

FIVE-A-SIDE FOOTBALL AND BEERS

CLAY-PIGEON SHOOTING, FOOD AND BEERS

BREWERY TOUR, FOOD AND BEERS

BOWLING ‘N’ BEERS

ZORBING, FOOD AND BEERS

BOBSLEIGH, BEER AND BURGER

Sir James Crosby

has left the building

Hawkish Tendency?

Responsible classism

Northumberland ‘responsible holiday’ operator Activities Abroad customer mailout, 20/01/09:

Hello (…)

CHAV FREE ACTIVITY HOLIDAYS

According to the Daily Mail, children with middle-class names such as Duncan and Catherine are eight times more likely to pass their GCSE’s than children with names such as Wayne and Dwayne.

This got us to thinking. Are there names you are likely to encounter or not encounter on an Activities Abroad holiday? After a bit of research we came up with two lists of names.

Unlikely: Britney, Kylie-Lianne, Bianca, Tiffany, Dazza, Chardonnay, Chantelle, Candice, Courtney, Shannon

Likely: John, Sarah, James, Charles, Rachel, Michael, Alice, Lucy, Joseph, Charlotte

Nuff said, innit?

The Activities Abroad Team

 
Links: Telegraph | Spiked | Original blog post

I: The lesson

(selected chapter titles from ‘Economics in one lesson’ by Henry Hazlitt)

II: THE BROKEN WINDOW

III: THE BLESSINGS OF DESTRUCTION

IV: PUBLIC WORKS MEAN TAXES

V: TAXES DISCOURAGE PRODUCTION

VI: CREDIT DIVERTS PRODUCTION

VIII: SPREAD-THE-WORK SCHEMES

X: THE FETISH OF FULL EMPLOYMENT

XII: THE DRIVE FOR EXPORTS

XIV: SAVING THE X INDUSTRY

XVI: “STABILIZING” COMMODITIES

XVII: GOVERNMENT PRICE FIXING

XIX: MINIMUM WAGE LAWS

XXII: THE FUNCTION OF PROFITS

XXIII: THE MIRAGE OF INFLATION

XXIV: THE ASSAULT ON SAVING

XXV: THE LESSON RESTATED

Taken from Dr. Chris R. Tame’s 1965 MacFadden paperback edition, fourth printing (marked “Chri$ R. Tame”)

Seventy grand podiatrist

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The prole index

Proposed measures of working classness for Harriet Harman’s Single Inequalities Bill:

—sq. metres of suedette in living room

—static buildup of outfit

—scrap metal yields

—page count in pirate DVD catalogue

—hours of Jeremy Kyle watched

—hours of Jeremy Kyle participated in

—gap between wall and edge of DIY laminate floor

—bacon and egg breakfasts fried before pan washed

with apologies to Simon Heffer